The Daily D-Bag Report
do you have what it takes to be a d-bag?
Here are some questions you may want to ask yourself to see if you fit into the rogues gallery of D-bags:
1. are your parenting skills akin to those you would find on Dr. Phil or Jerry Springer?
2. are you a hypocritical politician who would condemn something you're actually a part of?
3. are you a politician who exaggerates the facts and the truth to get your point across?
4. did you start a fund for 9-11 victims and survivors and then squander the money instead of using it towards it's intended purpose?
5. are you a celebrity?
6. are you a reality tv personality that THINKS they're a celebrity?
7. are you a religious zealot?
8. are you the above religious zealot who predicted the end of the world and got your followers to spend their savings on your predictions and were wrong both times?
9. Do you victimize the innocent?
10. are you a daredevil who does idiotic stunts gets hurt or killed and expect the world to feel sorry for you?
if you've answered "yes" to any of the above then this news blog is for you. Packed with true stories, photos and videos of real live d-bags that share the air of this planet with us. Yes, some of them may even be eligible to vote.
1. are your parenting skills akin to those you would find on Dr. Phil or Jerry Springer?
2. are you a hypocritical politician who would condemn something you're actually a part of?
3. are you a politician who exaggerates the facts and the truth to get your point across?
4. did you start a fund for 9-11 victims and survivors and then squander the money instead of using it towards it's intended purpose?
5. are you a celebrity?
6. are you a reality tv personality that THINKS they're a celebrity?
7. are you a religious zealot?
8. are you the above religious zealot who predicted the end of the world and got your followers to spend their savings on your predictions and were wrong both times?
9. Do you victimize the innocent?
10. are you a daredevil who does idiotic stunts gets hurt or killed and expect the world to feel sorry for you?
if you've answered "yes" to any of the above then this news blog is for you. Packed with true stories, photos and videos of real live d-bags that share the air of this planet with us. Yes, some of them may even be eligible to vote.